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The Strait is
open.Shipping lanes are winning. Change the board.

TENSION 45/100LIVE OPERATIONS 0SHIP / BLOCK / SINK 0/0/0NET PRESSURE 0.0TOTAL DEPLOYED $0PRICE MULTIPLIER 1.10×
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Live map of the Strait of Hormuz

▸ LIVE MAP · STRAIT OF HORMUZ·26.57°N 56.25°E
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Strait status reaches 45/100 on the tension index as 0 user-funded operations fight over the lanes.

A 33-kilometer-wide bottleneck carries a quarter of the world's seaborne oil. Today, it also carries several hundred dollars' worth of dubious advertising.

The Strait of Hormuz — the sole maritime artery between the Persian Gulf and the open ocean — is currently classified as OPEN by our proprietary tension index, a figure we invented and which has no relationship to any recognized maritime authority.

At its narrowest point, the strait is approximately 33 kilometers across. The International Maritime Organization's Traffic Separation Scheme allocates just two miles to each of the inbound and outbound shipping lanes, separated by a two-mile buffer. In 2024, 25% of global seaborne oil trade passed through this corridor. In 2026, rather less.

Users of this platform have so far funded 0 paid game operations, each bearing messages ranging from personal milestones to financial advice we would not follow. Map items do not represent real vessels, military activity, or maritime advice. The tension index is satire. The Stripe receipt, inconveniently, is not.

A Century of Near-Closures.

SOURCES: WIKIPEDIA, BRITANNICA, STRAUSS CENTER
1972

De facto closure by territorial waters

Iran and Oman's 12-nmi territorial sea expansions overlap — strait 'closed' in a legal sense; innocent passage only.

closed
1984

Tanker War begins

Iraq attacks Iran's Kharg Island terminal. Over 450 merchant vessels hit through 1988. Strait never formally closed.

attack
1988

Operation Praying Mantis

US Navy destroys Iranian oil platforms and half the operational Iranian fleet in a single afternoon.

attack
2011

Iran threatens closure

VP Rahimi warns of closure if sanctions pass. Brent spikes to $113. No closure occurs.

near
2012

US sends carrier group

USS Abraham Lincoln transits the strait in response to Iranian naval exercises. Threats subside.

near
2019

Tanker attacks & UAV shootdown

Limpet mines on four tankers off Fujairah; Iran downs US Global Hawk. Oil +4.5% overnight.

attack
2023

Iranian seizure spree

IRGCN seizes Advantage Sweet, Niovi, and St Nikolas in a six-month window. Shipping insurance triples.

attack
2025

Threat-cycle season returns

Headlines, sanctions, naval warnings, oil traders discovering geography again. The strait remains the internet's favorite panic button.

near
2026

ISTHEHORMUZ declares itself relevant

A satirical market desk lets the public buy maritime game pieces while real-world status belongs to actual maritime authorities.

near